DRAX

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Oh my gosh ;o;

[nostalgiabomb]

What the FUCK rocket??????

You told him to rub my BUTT???!!!!!!!?!?

hiiiiiiii 8D

[rocketsmodernlife]

you really think what i told him and what he told you i told him are the same thing

[hyperliteral]

Yes.

[rocketsmodernlife]

synonyms sometimes do change the meaning, pal

[hyperliteral]

Do not call me pal.

[rocketsmodernlife]

aw, you mean asking me about whether or not i want to put my teammate's dick in my mouth doesn't make us friends? damn, i'll have to readjust my stipulations

[hyperliteral]

No.

[ he's not 100% certain whether he managed to catch the meaning of all that, fast reflexes or no, so it is clearly best to just say no. this is his main policy in dealing with rocket.

( that, and ear scratches. ) ]

[rocketsmodernlife]

[ (EAR SCRATCHES STAY BETWEEN THEM OK :| )

This does beg the question though. ]

so what are we then?

[hyperliteral]

[ he has not told anyone of the ear scratches he is totally reliable and stuff ok ]

You are my friend.

[rocketsmodernlife]

[ good because rocket will find a way to hurt him if he ever does.

also this response just sounds sarcastic because it does but it's not actually supposed to be although he would deny that and say it was sarcastic anyway so it's not like it matters that much and IT'S TEXT ANYWAY i give up ]

that's the same thing. what does "pal" mean to you?

[hyperliteral]

[ hey one of those guns or bombs would hurt him ]

Nothing.

[ that word is literally not in his vocabulary. or it wasn't until now. now it is filed away for the future. ]

[rocketsmodernlife]

[ not personal enough. unless it was a special gun. like a really big one. ]

ok, i can see where you wouldn't wanna be called nothing, but to us it's just another word for friend. it means the same thing

buddy

[hyperliteral]

[ well. okay. that is acceptable. ]

Okay. Pal.

[rocketsmodernlife]

[ okay this conversation is done before it turns into stupid feelings or whatever ]

[nostalgiabomb]

Then what the hell did you say to him?

[rocketsmodernlife]

i told him that a little asspatting could drive an apology home if it didn't look like it was taking

[nostalgiabomb]

oh my fucking god

In what world did you think that was an acceptable thing to say to DRAX

[rocketsmodernlife]

i thought it would be funny. like the leg thing

[nostalgiabomb]

It was Not Funny

It was like one of the least funny things

Like right up there with making fun of cancer and dead puppies

[rocketsmodernlife]

those things can be funny. anything can be funny with the right attitude and comparisons.

[nostalgiabomb]

nope

Nuhuh. No way.

I am NOT gonna have this conversation

i did have 'cancer can be funny' typed in and then i realised and couldn't do it

[rocketsmodernlife]

fantastic, i didn't wanna have it anyway

fffffff hahaha that would've been terrible

[nostalgiabomb]

thank fucking god

Also how bout not telling Drax to pat my ass or do anything related to my ass or you know what don't mention my ass to anyone

yeah i just '...8|' when i noticed

[rocketsmodernlife]

i didn't mean you specifically, i just used you as an example. i thought you were proud of it - you show it often enough

[ is that a pun why yes i think it might be ]

Rocket narrowly avoids getting kicked out of the Guardians 2k14

[nostalgiabomb]

okay that was ONCE

ONCE. One time. One seriously drunk as hell time