DRAX

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[rocketsmodernlife]

i told him that a little asspatting could drive an apology home if it didn't look like it was taking

[nostalgiabomb]

oh my fucking god

In what world did you think that was an acceptable thing to say to DRAX

[rocketsmodernlife]

i thought it would be funny. like the leg thing

[nostalgiabomb]

It was Not Funny

It was like one of the least funny things

Like right up there with making fun of cancer and dead puppies

[rocketsmodernlife]

those things can be funny. anything can be funny with the right attitude and comparisons.

[nostalgiabomb]

nope

Nuhuh. No way.

I am NOT gonna have this conversation

i did have 'cancer can be funny' typed in and then i realised and couldn't do it

[rocketsmodernlife]

fantastic, i didn't wanna have it anyway

fffffff hahaha that would've been terrible

[nostalgiabomb]

thank fucking god

Also how bout not telling Drax to pat my ass or do anything related to my ass or you know what don't mention my ass to anyone

yeah i just '...8|' when i noticed

[rocketsmodernlife]

i didn't mean you specifically, i just used you as an example. i thought you were proud of it - you show it often enough

[ is that a pun why yes i think it might be ]

Rocket narrowly avoids getting kicked out of the Guardians 2k14

[nostalgiabomb]

okay that was ONCE

ONCE. One time. One seriously drunk as hell time

WHOOPS

[rocketsmodernlife]

once was more than enough, believe me

you humies don't grow nearly enough fur to wander around without any pants on