DRAX

[hyperliteral]

Comments

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[hyperliteral]

Perhaps texting Rocket would have been the better course of action.

[nostalgiabomb]

DRAX DON'T BE A SNITCH OK

[hyperliteral]

Do not ever call me a snitch again.

[ what is a snitch anyway?? ]

[nostalgiabomb]

Sorry bro

Look just bail me out and don't tell Gamora and I'll be your best friend for the rest of the foreseeable future

[hyperliteral]

We are already friends, Peter Quill.
And because we are friends, I will do as you say.

[nostalgiabomb]

thaaaaank you

But seriously don't tell Gamora

You can do whatever the hell else you want but DO
NOT
TELL
GAMORA

[hyperliteral]

I was listening the first time.

[ no he wasn't ]

[nostalgiabomb]

okay good


If Gamora finds out I'm pretty sure she will paint the Milano with my guts, and I want to keep my guts on the inside where they belong

[hyperliteral]

I did not know that intestines made good paint.

[nostalgiabomb]

They seriously don't, but she doesn't know that

Like how much interior decorating have you seen her do? She wouldn't know any better

[hyperliteral]

You should not underestimate Gamora. She is very capable.

[nostalgiabomb]

She is very capable of ripping my spine out through my nose I know that much

[hyperliteral]

Yes. She is.

[nostalgiabomb]

so it is absolutely imperative that she doesn't know about this

The less she knows about my being arrested the better

In fact don't tell Rocket. Or Groot. Because Groot will tell Rocket and Rocket will tell Gamora and then you guys will be wiping what used to be my spleen off the dashboard

[hyperliteral]

I understand.

[ for once, he actually does. someone give the guy a medal, he is in fact capable of communicating. ]