DRAX

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[nostalgiabomb]

okay good


If Gamora finds out I'm pretty sure she will paint the Milano with my guts, and I want to keep my guts on the inside where they belong

[hyperliteral]

I did not know that intestines made good paint.

[nostalgiabomb]

They seriously don't, but she doesn't know that

Like how much interior decorating have you seen her do? She wouldn't know any better

[hyperliteral]

You should not underestimate Gamora. She is very capable.

[nostalgiabomb]

She is very capable of ripping my spine out through my nose I know that much

[hyperliteral]

Yes. She is.

[nostalgiabomb]

so it is absolutely imperative that she doesn't know about this

The less she knows about my being arrested the better

In fact don't tell Rocket. Or Groot. Because Groot will tell Rocket and Rocket will tell Gamora and then you guys will be wiping what used to be my spleen off the dashboard

[hyperliteral]

I understand.

[ for once, he actually does. someone give the guy a medal, he is in fact capable of communicating. ]