the knife part was not the point here disregard the knife part think about the food part you can dislike a food and you can be allergic to a food and they're both negatives but one of them is MORE negative, an
actually don't disregard the knife part all knives are knives, but some knives are better for things than others, but sometimes you only have the one knife all words are words but the same thing applies
that's my last example okay if you want a grammar lesson go talk to gamora or star-dick if you wanna keep being poorly-informed
[ Peter called Rocket a 'dickmunch', and naturally, Drax had to ask about what that meant. Now, if Rocket knew anything about Peter, it was that his idea of a 'dickmunch', actually had nothing to do with munching dicks except in the most figurative of manners.
But Drax doesn't do figurative.
In about 0.4 seconds Rocket has decided this is all Peter's fault. To be fair, he already had more or less assumed that, the odds were just. Nobody wouldn't take those odds. But even so - that honestly only shaved about 0.17 seconds off the end total.
Drax has clearly had 'dickmunch' explained to him, so Rocket's just. No. ]
i am not what that conversation- I don't do that.
[ A couple of minutes later. ]
although if you can separate the meaning from the actual word, then yeah i kind of am.
don't your people have shit for this, like. titles or something? "i am drax, the serious warrior with an underdeveloped humor gland" idk
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disregard the knife part
think about the food part
you can dislike a food and you can be allergic to a food and they're both negatives but one of them is MORE negative, an
actually don't disregard the knife part
all knives are knives, but some knives are better for things than others, but sometimes you only have the one knife
all words are words but the same thing applies
that's my last example okay if you want a grammar lesson go talk to gamora
or star-dick if you wanna keep being poorly-informed
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it doesn't matter. ]
Okay
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But. there's still a small matter. ]
so how did me doin THAT to HIM even come up in conversation, coz i'm just dyin to know
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But Drax doesn't do figurative.
In about 0.4 seconds Rocket has decided this is all Peter's fault. To be fair, he already had more or less assumed that, the odds were just. Nobody wouldn't take those odds. But even so - that honestly only shaved about 0.17 seconds off the end total.
Drax has clearly had 'dickmunch' explained to him, so Rocket's just. No. ]
i am not what that conversation- I don't do that.
[ A couple of minutes later. ]
although if you can separate the meaning from the actual word, then yeah i kind of am.
don't your people have shit for this, like. titles or something? "i am drax, the serious warrior with an underdeveloped humor gland" idk
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so: ] Dickmunch is a metaphor?
We do not use titles in that way. Do not talk about my glands.
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[ sorry, tiny paws, sudden anger, just, shhh, move on. don't ask don't ask. ]
i won't talk about yer glands okay?
weirdo. [ 'weirdo', yes, bUT. it could have been 'jaggoff', so. he's calming well enough. ]
so how do you guys use titles then, enlighten me with wisdom of the ages
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[ idk lemme just make up stuff about alien cultures w/e ]
sometimes i can't tell how to write his dialect
i guess i shouldve expected that
so you'd you get 'the destroyer' then
i guess you just get called that by other people
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because i have destroyed a great many things