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I do not understand.

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oh right

Okay a bear is a Terran predator. Big furry things with claws and crazy teeth and a great love for picnic baskets

You see what I'm getting at now?

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Why would you let a predator near your nipples. That does not seem wise.

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okay this was clearly a mistake.

He was not a bear in reality, because he was Krylorian, but LIKE a bear where teeth were involved and you know what nevermind about bears because my nipple is still bleeding

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Do you require first aid, my friend?

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no I'm good. You'd probably end up ripping it off anyway

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I would not rip of your nipple!

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bro I have seen you rip a dude's head off

you are allowed nowhere near my sensitive bits

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That man was not my friend.

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I guess you have a point, but i'm still a little gun-shy about letting you near my nipples

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I do not wish to be near your nipples. But I would provide you first aid if needed.

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okay I don't need first aid and I also do not want you near my nipples and I am too drunk to remember why I texted you in the first place

Fair?

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That is fair.

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Let's also agree that we have talked about my nipples far too much in this conversation and that I regret all the decisions that led to me texting you about it

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Yes.