[ Peter called Rocket a 'dickmunch', and naturally, Drax had to ask about what that meant. Now, if Rocket knew anything about Peter, it was that his idea of a 'dickmunch', actually had nothing to do with munching dicks except in the most figurative of manners.
But Drax doesn't do figurative.
In about 0.4 seconds Rocket has decided this is all Peter's fault. To be fair, he already had more or less assumed that, the odds were just. Nobody wouldn't take those odds. But even so - that honestly only shaved about 0.17 seconds off the end total.
Drax has clearly had 'dickmunch' explained to him, so Rocket's just. No. ]
i am not what that conversation- I don't do that.
[ A couple of minutes later. ]
although if you can separate the meaning from the actual word, then yeah i kind of am.
don't your people have shit for this, like. titles or something? "i am drax, the serious warrior with an underdeveloped humor gland" idk
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But Drax doesn't do figurative.
In about 0.4 seconds Rocket has decided this is all Peter's fault. To be fair, he already had more or less assumed that, the odds were just. Nobody wouldn't take those odds. But even so - that honestly only shaved about 0.17 seconds off the end total.
Drax has clearly had 'dickmunch' explained to him, so Rocket's just. No. ]
i am not what that conversation- I don't do that.
[ A couple of minutes later. ]
although if you can separate the meaning from the actual word, then yeah i kind of am.
don't your people have shit for this, like. titles or something? "i am drax, the serious warrior with an underdeveloped humor gland" idk